The Kingdom of Womble 3990 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.872 billion Womble 3990ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Womble 3990ian economy, worth 383 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,198 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,415 per year while the poor average 2,707, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3990's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3990 is ranked 231,349^th in the world and 5,219^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.